forgive in advance
this sad, butchered retelling
watch it, I mean it!
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farm boy loves beauty
goes off in search of fortune
death most untimely
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grieving she enters
unfortunate engagement
to Prince Humperdink
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pirates, murder plots
kidnapping and screaming eel-
infested waters
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Andre the Giant
has huge addiction to rhymes
offering peanuts
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Dread Pirate Roberts
scales Cliffs of Insanity
chit chat and swordplay
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Mandy Patinkin
as Inigo Montoya
is out for revenge
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a six-fingered man
must prepare himself to die
for his father’s death
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A battle of wits
Sicilian with Iocane
Inconceivable
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fireswamp dangers
lightning sand and rodents of
unusual size
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the Pit of Despair
Rugen’s torture contraption
can’t trump True Love’s Kiss
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Watch it or not “As you wish…”
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~Melanie Blackwell
Wordifull 